Support us spoiled brats
Why disincorporate?
Because our group lost the election for Mayor and we will never forget nor forgive.
Because some of us missed voting for the incorporation and we are very angry and we don't like it and we have the right to whine and go against the 76% of people who voted in favor of incorporating Poetry.
Because we love paying land taxes and property taxes and we want to be Terrell because Terrell rules.
Also, because we are just a group of angry, sad people with nothing better to do.
Our mission includes:
- Annoy Poetry Mayor and Council members as much as possible in every single meeting.
- Be negative. The more the better. Being negative is our motto!! Just be against anything the Council proposes or plans to do. Look for something negative on everything, there is always something! We are the Grinch of politics.
- Spread lies, lies, lies... (evil laugh here) who is going to research what we say? Just a few! So please help us spreading lies about Poetry.
- Litter the town with our ugly, hard to read yellow signs with red letters. Yeeeeeeeeaaaaah... those are ours!! Annoying, huh! Just like everything else we do.
- Complain about the Council not allowing citizens to speak while we monopolize most of the time allotted for citizens to express their opinions on every-single-point of the day. Yeah... we sign up for every single topic. Not to be constructive or bring ideas or valuable opinions. Nope. Negative, negative, negative!!
We are just that kind of smart asses! We bitch about things we are monopolizing and wasting.
Our Mission
We want Terrell to control Poetry again, so we would pay more taxes, have highways crossing our lands, we would have to sell our pieces of farms and homesteads to the county so they can use them for whatever they want.
We didn't win the election, that is one of the reasons why we are just throwing a tantrum.
We are trying to recruit more sad and angry people for our movement. Signing a useless petition, sending stupid letters, being rude and disruptive in all town Council meetings...
We are the loud herd in the back, the loud ones. The ones who won't shut the hell up, the ones that will be wasting taxpayers' money and time.
We want things our way, and we are bored, angry and sad enough to do anything necessary.
We were not raised in a barn. In a sewage system maybe.
A barn is too much for us and is a rural symbol, which we despise and hate. We don't want to be rural, or country! We want to destroy the whole idea of Poetry.
How you can help
Help us spread
We need to spread our lies all over Poetry and neighboring towns! Hey, people may believe what we are saying about taxes, zoning and other matters!
Be stupid and rude
Hey, are meetings boring or what?
Come over and sign up for every single topic, just like we do.
You don't need to say anything useful or intelligent. Just be against it.
Show it!
Be proud of being a sad, angry individual.
Why all the rainbows and butterflies?
Where else would you show how empty and frustrating your life is?
Come on, it's free!
Did you know?
The more lies we spread about Poetry Mayor and Council, the happier we are.
That feeling of accomplishment when we go home after a Council meeting is priceless!!
Some of us even have some ice cream later! Or a lot, depending on which member of our herd you look at.
Help us continue our work
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Contact us
Telephone: +1 555 123 456 789
E-mail: email@example.com
Address: 2148 Street Name, City Name, County, 92103
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